following universal condemnation of their last wheeze to get more money out of passengers (charging to use the toilet on flights) They've come up with another idea.

Apparently they intend to do away with baggage handlers and make you take your suitcase to the plane yourself. The idea being that you take it to the plane and leave it by the steps, then at the other end, you pick it up from the bottom of the steps as you come off...

But they've not forgotten about the elderly or disabled passengers... you can have a special Ryan Air branded Porter take your bags for you... for a fee...

they're all heart..